Music and Humor.

Post Here some Musics you like and some anecdotes
Let's start this Topic.
No Insults plz.

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"I was a boy selling cakes on the streets of the port and said this:
- WATCH THE COOKIES D'GUESS, GUESS WHO WANTS COOKIES D'?
But a man comes and asks:
- Oh boy What are these cakes?
- Proof and guess!
- Well, how much?
- 20 cents.
The Lord of the money and the boy takes a cake with round shape and thinks to himself:
- Hey this looks like chocolate!
However evidence and. ..

Oh boy, but this is Sh*t!
- Congratulations, you guessed! "

hug

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"A koala was sitting in a tree, smoking a joint ...
A lizard that passed, he looked up and said:
- Hey, it's alright ... Koala? What are you doing?
The koala says:
- Enjoying a drill. Go up, man ...
The gecko climbed the tree and sat down next to the koala, enjoying a few joints. After a while the lizard said:
- Damn, Koala, my mouth is dry, I drink the river ....
The lizard, disoriented with the smoke, leaned a lot and fell directly into the river.
An alligator, when he saw her fall, swam to her, helping her up P'ra margin.
Then he asked:
- So, lizard? What happened?
The little lizard explained that she was enjoying some drills with the koala in a tree, was azambuada and fell into the river. The alligator said he would verify this story and, entering the forest, he found the koala sitting on a branch, crystal meth at all. The crocodile looked up and said:
- Hey! O you up there!
The koala looked down and said:
- Bitch-THAT-bore, Gecko.
How much water do you drank ?! "

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What happens when a metes tomatoes in the microwave?
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Pinching the other -.-

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A mayor wanted to build a bridge and called three engineers: a
German, one American and one Portuguese.

- I for 3 million - the German said:
- One for manpower
- One for the material and
- One for my profit.

- I am over 6 million - suggested the U.S.:
- Two for manpower
- Two for the material and
- Two for me.
- But the service is first.

- I for 9 million - said the Portuguese.
- Nine?!? - Cried the mayor:
- It's too much! Why!?
- Three for me,
- Three for you
- And three for the German do the work ...

- Done!

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I Hope you like.

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I like many Music For example - No Post Justin Bieber

. - Green Day ( 21 guns )

. - Green Day ( Holiday )

. - Linkin Park ( In The End )

. - Miley Cyrus ( The Climb )

. - Guns N' Roses ( Don't Cry )

And So many Mores.

Love green day thx

Me too

Let make this Topic POWERFULL

"Psychiatrists say that:" ... one in four people has a mental disability .... "
Keep an eye on three of your friends ...
If they seem normal, the late are you! "

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"If you leave the house and a bird shit on your head, relax and think about the perfection of Mother Nature, who gave wings to the pigeons and not cows."

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"Woman is like the circus, the show is under the table."

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"The hard part is not carrying the weight of the horn .... is to sustain the cow."

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"After 40 years, the only thing the doctor makes a man eat fat, it's your own wife!"

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"Love is blind, but marriage restores vision."

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"The breasts are like an electric train: is done to children, but adults who are playing."

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"Marriage is like an icy pool. The first sucker jumping is to pretend that water're good. "

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"Politicians are like diapers, should be changed constantly and always for the same reason."

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"The difference between a thief and a politician is that I choose, I choose the other!"

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"Children in the front seat cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat can cause children."

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"Live each day as if it were your last. One day you get it right."

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"The best deal in the world is to open a whorehouse, at least if we fail, you can still eat the stok"

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Hug !!

Dog eat so he Get down.
Dog make There Sh*t.
Dog Eating are Dead.
Dog win 10 races
Dog Get Seconds One on a Jump.
Dog Get to win.
Dog Get You Down
Dog Next Sleeping on her bedroom

Now Read what is in Red

Epic fail images.


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This of Justin Biber its a fail...
What's The Diference?

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